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waitwhatdidtheysay:

ladysnowofmpls:

automatic-caution-door:

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ok this is really sweet

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Girl: “You glue them on.”

Dude 1: [very confused] “Why would you do that? I don’t glue mine on.”

Dude 2: [also confused] “Yeah, what the fuck?”

Girl: “Have you never heard of gluing them on?”

Dude 2: [incredulous] “No!”

Girl: “Watch this.” [she removes her eyelash]

Dude 1: [slightly panicked] “No, I- STOP.” 

Dude 2: [shocked gasp] [pause] [concerned] “Do you still have eyelashes?”

Girl: [laughs]

(via only1600kids)

feraldyke:

straight people watching brokeback mountain and going “heehee gay cowboys! so funny!” is literally evil. it’s a movie about how gay men are terrified to be together and a lot of them end up in unhappy and unfulfilling het marriages. a lot of gay men back in the day were cowboys with the express purpose of living their fucking lives. gay cowboys existed everywhere because being out there in the middle of fuck knows where surrounded my other men (often times their partners) and farm animals was better than being publicly out and murdered, especially if you were a man of color, since they pioneered cowboy culture.

(via lipstick-feminists)

honeyvrgo:

the fact that amy adams didn’t win for sharp objects makes my blood fucking boil she is the most underrated actesss of our generation and this is legitimately her best role to date and the fact that once again she has been overlooked is unforgivable AND she has just as many oscar nominations as leonardo decaprio and there was a whole ass movement about giving him an oscar bc he had been nominated so many times. where is that kind of passion for miss adams???? and on top of that she’s gotten as many nominations as he has in a shorter period of time. we need more love and respect and recognition for amy adams this is the hill i will die on

(via gingersunshine)

(Source: nekomavolleyballclub, via gingersunshine)

foxy-mulder:

iwriteaboutfeminism:

What most people think causes homelessness:

  • Poor money management

What actually causes homelessness:

  • transphobia
  • a racist criminal justice system
  • the ‘war on drugs’
  • health care and insurance costs
  • the current federal minimum wage
  • bankers being dicks
  • no federal law protecting paid parental leave
  • etc…

• mental illness stigma + lack of resources

(via liferuining-soulsnatcher)

crystalcircle:

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I wish you all magical new year 🎉

spring awakening songs as john mulaney quotes

inlatinn:

Mama Who Bore Me + Reprise

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All That’s Known

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The Bitch of Living

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My Junk

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Touch Me

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The Word of Your Body

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And Then There Were None

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also:

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The Mirror-Blue Night

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I Believe

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The Guilty Ones

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Don’t Do Sadness/Blue Wind

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also:

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Left Behind

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Totally Fucked

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also:

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The Word of Your Body (Reprise)

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Whispering

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Those You’ve Known

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The Song of Purple Summer

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(Source: inlatin, via willful-disaster)

ameschreaves:

#character development

(via trueloveistreacherous)

doona-baes:

1x01 → 6x01

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davids-harbour:

The Holy Quadrinity

(via angelgothbaby)

eclogues:

if we all marry and divorce jeff bezo we can singlehandedly distribute all of his wealth

(via kingmpfb)

missbinch:
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freebroccoli:

countriesinyourhead:

neogonzo:

Tumblr is literally a social experiment to see how long an extremely alienated user base will continue to use a declining social media platform that sporadically removes its features until rendering it obsolete

Remember this years-old post?

What the experiment demonstrates is that I will put up with all of that just to use a site that shows me posts that I asked for in chronological order.

(via kingmpfb)

elionking:

brunhiddensmusings:

themerrywolf:

brunhiddensmusings:

myanacondadontexist:

kaleighbytheway:

tilthat:

TIL a 30-year-old elephant named Ben sought help at a safari lodge after being shot by poachers. The elephant waited patiently near the lodge for the 6 hours it took for a vet to fly in and dress his 3 bullet wounds.

via ift.tt

The fact he’s named kinda brushes over the fact this is a wild elephant. Born in the wild, raised in the wild, the only human interaction is watching the safaris. And after mean humans shot him, he decided the best course of action was to go visit the nice humans who just take pictures in hopes they’d help him. And then, even though they didn’t help him right away, he trusted that because they continued to be nice, he was safe, and they would help him.

also the people saw an elephant and were like “that’s a ben”

i hope he tells the other elephants where they can get help

@brunhiddensmusings

Actually, they do!

https://www.thedodo.com/elephants-travel-humans-help-1353631970.html

Orphans who were rescued, raised, and released by the David Sheldrick Wildlife Trust in Kenya have communicated that it is a place of safety to other elephants who’ve never even been there.

Injured animals will show up there when they have been harmed by poachers because they know it is a place where they can get help!

i am very glad elephants have a functioning yelp system

“Took a little while to get served the quality of service made up for it. 4/5 stars. Would reccomend”

-Ben the Elephant

(via win-gar-di-um)

firesuns:

owlinadayswork:

imonlyadumpling:

blue-eyed-thing:

alwaysabeautifullife:

cloudfreed:

bibleforboys:

grumpy-soul:

This is the cutest thing I have ever seen

this is a lot

that baby/young elephant is so cute I love animals

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Don’t ignore the baby.

Elephants are so precious ✨

I love him

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(via fluent-in-lesbianism)